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When god created woman he gave her not two breasts but three. Daddy pops whatever you call him he deserves a good laugh. When the middle one got in the way god performed surgery.

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Moms may get all the glory but it could be argued that dads have more fun.

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My friends make fun of me all the time too i ve seen them like twenty five times. 55 best father daughter quotes. 20 funny dad quotes to use this father s day brandon specktor updated. If you put your kids through this they re gonna be miserable in four languages.

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Music playing in the background layla. In the darkest days when i feel inadequate unloved and unworthy i remember whose daughter i am and i straighten my crown. Love your daddy or your little girl. Funny dad sayings and quotes.

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